Me.
Me.
+
+
+
lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road
+
It takes me at least ten tries to get a socially acceptable selfie.
+
dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me
+
+
tastefullyoffensive:

heavy breathing [micano]
+
cinnamontoastmunch:

wanna buy some drugs
+
sprinkleofglitr:

oliviahasnofriends:

x

I’m irl lolling
sprinkleofglitr:

oliviahasnofriends:

x

I’m irl lolling
sprinkleofglitr:

oliviahasnofriends:

x

I’m irl lolling
+